wannagotospace:

Women’s clothes sizes are weird.

It’s like

What the hell is a size zero

Zero means nothing

Do you not exist

Or what

(Source: dragonborntobewild)

tardisexuality:

you know how when you’re younger you pick up words and use them even though you don’t know what they mean

one time I called my brother a dildo and my mom tried to yell at me but she was laughing so hard there were tears streaming down her face